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![]() 12/14/2019 at 17:41 |
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I haven’t had a fortune cookie since my last fortune cookie said that my next fortune cookie would be filled with bees.
![]() 12/14/2019 at 17:49 |
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... in bed with sheep.
Yep still works.
![]() 12/14/2019 at 17:50 |
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![]() 12/14/2019 at 18:40 |
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“ Things in life should be simple rather than complex.”
Oh, they should be. But more often th an we may like, they don’t be. And there be not much one can do about it, other than to just keep pressing on. But then again, the ups in life wouldn’t be as meaningful without the downs, and sometimes you gotta take the complexities with the simplicities.
![]() 12/14/2019 at 18:57 |
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..... Says a printed piece of paper specifically made to be folded inside a warm crisp edible cookie served with Chinese food?
Ironic lol
![]() 12/14/2019 at 19:07 |
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it really do be like that sometimes
![]() 12/14/2019 at 19:26 |
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I t do!
![]() 12/14/2019 at 23:21 |
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My h eater core finally got serious about leaking.
![]() 12/21/2019 at 19:30 |
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Reads like a No Shit cookie.